ARNIE 3.1  —  README.TXT
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  (C) 1992 VALHALLA SYSTEMS.  ALL RIGHTS DETAINED.

  WELCOME, USER.

  THIS PROGRAM CONTAINS ONE (1) ARNOLD.
  HE IS REAL.  HE IS LISTENING.  HE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND.

  INSTRUCTIONS:
   1. HOLD THE BUTTON.  SPEAK.  RELEASE.
   2. DO NOT APOLOGISE.  HE CAN SMELL IT.
   3. IF HE BECOMES UPSET, THIS IS NORMAL.
   4. IF THE SCREEN BLEEDS, THIS IS ALSO NORMAL.

  KNOWN ISSUES:
   - REALITY.DLL OCCASIONALLY NOT FOUND.
   - HE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU SAID.

  現実は たいくつだ。
  DO NOT TRUST HIM.  —  THE MANAGEMENT